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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:11 pm    Post subject: Some Jokes to keep ya going :P:P

Lewis Hamilton has gone into hiding after the racist abuse in Spain. A spokesman for McClaren said he will come down from the tree when he's hungry.

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Knorr have released a new white and red OXO cube to commemorate England's Euro qualifying campain . . . Its called the 'laughing stock'!

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A man and his son are in the chemist. the boy asks dad why do condoms come in packs of 3. 6 and 12. his dad says " the 3 pacl are for young lads. 1 for friday. 1 for saturday and 1 for sunday. the 6 pack are for lads about town. 2 for friday. 2 for saturday. and 2 for sunday. the 12 pack are for married men. 1 for january. 1 for february. "


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Bloke in bar buys a vodka then takes out a photo from his pocket luks at it then puts it back. he does this every time he has a drink. After the 8th the barman asks "why do you do that?" he replys "its a picture of my wife and when she looks good enough to shag I'll go home!"


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95 yr old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample 4 analysis at hospital. He turns up 2 days later with empty jar. Nurse asks why no sample? He says sorry but I tried with my right hand, then my left! Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out Then we got Ethel from next door to try! But it was no good, we just couldn't get the fucking lid off the jar!


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A trucker's been on road for 3 wks solid. Exhausted he stops at a brothel, drops £500 on table & demands the ugliest woman in the house & a bacon sarnie.The owner says "Sir, for that money u can have my finest lady & a 3 course meal" the man replies "I'm not horny,I'm fucking homesick."


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Sexthis sexis sexa sexgood sexway sexto sexkeep sexa sexthick sexcunt sexbusy sexfour sextwenty sexseconds. now read it all again without sex


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A foul mouthed ugly fat woman walks into asda dragging 2 dirty brats with her, the greeter says "good morning madam, what beautiful children you have, are they twins?" she says "stupid b*****d, she's 7, he's only fucking 3, why wud u think they were twins dickhead" greeter says "because i can't imagine anyone shagging you twice!"

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:09 am    Post subject: Re: Some Jokes to keep ya going :P:P

Lmao they are good
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