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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:23 pm    Post subject: dont mess with auntie marie

A teacher is teaching her class about morals and asked for an example of a moral in a story so the teacher picKs johhny in the middle row whos hand is up high "ok johhny can you give me an example of a moral in a story"
well johnny begins to tell the story of his aunt marie who happened to be a paratrooper in the airforce he begins to tell the story of his aunt marie who was shot down over enemy territory and her only option was to jump from the crashing plane over the enemy with only a flask of wiskey a 9.mm pistol and her trusty combat knife on her person. As she slolwly drops to earth she thinks what the hell and swigs the flask of wiskey her chute drops her dircectly in the middle of a band of 20 hotiles she proceeds to pull her side arm and before the enemy knows shes is above them she unloads the 9.mm killing 16 men from above her chute lands and she is then surrounded by 4 angry iraqui soldgiers her hand to hand training comes in handy as she knife kills all 4 of them without getting a scratch covered in the enmies blood she retrates to the nearest town.
Johnny sists back and smiles in pride with his well told true story.
"oh my god johnny that is an amazing story but i was looking for a moral i n a story and im not sure there is one in there"
johnny gets a suprised look on his face and exclaimes"hells yea there is NEVER MESS WITH AUNTIE MARIE WHEN SHES BEEN DRINKING.. LOL"

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:34 pm    Post subject: Re: dont mess with auntie marie

Lol N1 Standox

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:19 pm    Post subject: Re: dont mess with auntie marie

lmfao sign her up while I get the booze

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:43 am    Post subject: Re: dont mess with auntie marie

lol thats a gd one

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:28 am    Post subject: Re: dont mess with auntie marie

IMAO

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